The journey through the N songs continues with the latest daily chunks – not every day, there are days when other music (or, perish the thought, none at all) gets a look in.
Nearly Midnight, Honolulu to Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)
Do not want to start on a negative – that comes part way through this section from Neko Case to Arcade Fire – but the latest batch of tracks came with one of the annoyances of this A-Z musical journey.
In the rules set down before a single track was played, each one must be listened to until the end.
Which makes any track which ends with a long period of silence really annoying. Or if the lengthy silence, which has to be listened to, leads into some totally unrelated musical meanderings.
As is the case of Negative Space by Metz, who having barely registered before we hit N, have suddenly earned two mentions in as many posts.
They fit firmly into the category of wondering where on earth they came from. No idea how or when they – and one eponymous album from 2012 – made it into my musical collection.
Do know Hope Of The States (who popped up here with Nehemiah) made it in on the back of their 2004 The Lost Riots album creating a bit of buzz. Enough, probably in Uncut magazine or NME’s end-of-year lists around then, for a few pounds to be spent on it.
Just never got to know it very well.
It was one of the discs – think a …Trail Of Dead album was among them – in the CD changer in the boot of my car which got completely stuck.
By the time had got round to doing something about it and the local dealers had given up trying to fix it and sent the whole mechanism to Peugeot in France, any remaining buzz about the band had long since been waned by the time it came back and my choice of driving music had moved on.
Neither Hope Of The States nor Metz were in the running for track of the day.
Could have gone for The Beta Band (Needles In My Eyes), Gruff Rhys (Negative Vibes) or even Neglekted by Afghan Whigs, who are on the possible new additions shortlist.
But the last track harkened back to another band who once burned brightly – Arcade Fire’s Neighborhood #1 Tunnels.
Get a feeling will hear plenty more from them soon…
Neighborhood #2 (Laika) to Never Destroy Us
Arcade Fire definitely very much in the neighbourhood (proper spelling) to kick off a landmark stretch through the A-Z, which kicked off with the other three Neighborhood tracks (#2 twice, #3 and #4 – or Laika, Power Out and 7 Kettles as they are more commonly known) from their debut album Funeral.
Bought as a present, probably for Christmas, it was – probably still is, not one go back to often – a terrific album and for a good few years, was very much in the Arcade Fire camp.
A former, floppy-haired colleague had misgivings, declaring them always on the edge of trying to burst into something epic whether the song needed it or not and he has a point, but after two great albums – sandwiched between one best described as… meh, but which also contributed title track Neon Bible to this section – the standard has fallen.
Kept the faith and kept on getting new work, but it has been a case of diminishing returns and that boat has sailed without a major return to form.
Still, we will always have Funeral. And The Suburbs.
The landmark which followed later in this chunk of tracks was so good, we passed it twice.
Once upon a time, the wonderful iPod Classic would tell you what number track the journey had reached and keeping track has become a bit of a pain. To the point where, for lengthy periods, just have not bothered.
Easiest way is just to cut and paste my library into a document and let that tell me. Right up until that stopped working.
But a reset on my Macbook cleared up memory to try that again and we hit the 10,000 track mark shifting some heavy weights, courtesy of Bob Mould and Nemeses Are Laughing and the accolade was taken.
Right up until got in the car, plugged in my phone and the screen flashed up track 9,983.
The lazy option – which very nearly took – was to ignore that and stick to the document. The accurate version involved deleting a few files downloaded with albums – videos and digital booklets – which the car stereo was not counting.
And so, this section was rounded off with the actual 10,000th track (probably), Never Destroy Us by The Dears.
Track of the day? It could have been Arcade Fire again, either Laika or Power Up. Possibly was. But that is being a bit boring.
Instead, the honour goes to one of those artists who always think should know better and welcome when he does pop up, Steve Mason and Never Be Alone.
Never Ending Circles to Never Mind
On the treadmill and bikes in the gym are touch screens which allow you to choose various scenic spots from around the world to virtually exercise through. Rather than look out the window at the passing traffic.
Among them are a couple in Patagonia, including the Fitzroy trek from the edge of the small Argentinian town of El Chalten to the foot of the giant peaks which tower over it amid some quite amazing scenery.
It all brings back memories of walking that very route – not all of them good.
If you select the run option – not that there is much running going on – it will take you through the arch marking the start of the route, along a flat bit and then swing left, past some woman standing in the way and onto a set of irregular steps fashioned into the first uphill section.
That first step became my nemesis – the kind of uneven climb which, apparently, my knee does not like.
So every time it appears on the screen, my mind goes back to when stepping on it in real life sent a jolt through my left knee. And then another one. It did settle down and, fuelled by jelly baby rewards every kilometre, we made it to the foot of the steep final ascent a couple of hours later.
Discretion – and a nagging ache – took control and so while the others scrambled up the steep final slopes to some pretty spectacular scenery, ate my lunch and, driven on by some strong painkillers, made a rapid descent back to town.
Not to a much-needed shower or some form of attention on my knee – that came back in the UK when, with everything locked down, a physio diagnosed my kneecap has a habit of popping out of the groove it sits in (since confirmed) and talked me through a few sessions and rehabilitation programme online.
Instead, returned to the bar outside our hostel, beckoned in my those who had not ventured out on treks or had long since turned back.
And there, bar a quick break in the waffle place next door, we stayed until well after the one decent beer they had on tap had run out and well after the liquid painkillers had done their job.
All that rolled back into my head in the treadmill warm-up for the day’s circuit. Every other Thursday is normally a session with the personal trainer, but remarkably it is her laid up with a knee injury – apparently they do ski in Australia – so this was circuit day to round off a heavy loading week.
The treadmill kicked off a short session which only took us a limited way beyond 10,000, from Chvrches to The Replacements, via Idles (two versions of Never Fight A Man With A Perm, title of the day), some new Phoebe Bridgers (Never Going Back!), Drive-By Truckers (Never Gonna Change) and Elastica (Never Here).
But the day after reading a list which put it as The Smiths’ best song (it is not, by a long way), track of the day is Never Had No One Ever.
And the video is three days after saw them at Gloucester Leisure Centre.
Never My Love to Never Talking To You Again
Of all the thoughts going through my head in the last five minutes of a half hour uphill session on a gym bike, Never Stop was not one of them.
The complete opposite, perhaps, but not that.
But that was the musical accompaniment, the first of four versions of one of Echo And The Bunnymen’s overlooked earlier singles which provided a good chunk of the tracks from Lambchop to Husker Du.
Lay down your raincoat and groove.
Well, once you have finished the ride and your legs start working properly again.
Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth to New Rose
At some point in my school years, we were given some English homework to write a poem. Simple as that. Write a poem.
Sure there was more involved. Probably some reading as well, but forgotten about that – wrote an A-level mock essay on a book that to this day have never read. DH Lawrence, possibly.
What made this poem slightly different – and memorable enough to recall for this tale – was the best efforts would be entered into a poetry competition. Not a school one, this was for a literary festival in Stroud.
Sat in my attic bedroom, poetic inspiration arrived from the music blaring out of the inevitable headphones – far more of a distraction than drowning out any noise that always claimed whenever my parents suggested they did not make for ideal working conditions.
They had a point. If much work was actually being done.
The musical choice that night must have been The Jesus & Mary Chain’s (still) wonderful Psychocandy – the album which taught me music could be harmonious and noisy at the same time – for at some point, the idea popped up to use it as a muse.
Linked together as many song titles from the track listing as possible into a few vaguely coherent verses, slapped the title Psychocandy on top (complete with credit to the Reid brothers), handed it in and forgot about it.
Until somehow it was awarded second place in the competition and an invitation to a prize ceremony – complete with recital by the winning authors – on a Saturday afternoon.
Not sure did too much during my time at school to make my parents proud – although my father always harked back to praise from my first year form/music teacher for having the common sense to put my arms on the strings to deaden the noise when had my head inserted into a piano for a loud playing of the school song (Carmen Cryptiense – can still remember the first verse, even in Latin) as a punishment for something.
But my mother proud enough she even agreed to come and watch me play rugby on a Saturday morning, over the Golden Valley in Cheltenham, for the only time so we could head from there straight to the ceremony.
Hanging out in the backs, put a kick through from which we scored a try – possibly the winner, who knows? Certainly had no idea, had been hit late, high and was lying in a crumpled heap in the mud – knocked out briefly for the first of two times in my playing career.
Nowadays, would have been ushered off. Would certainly have failed an HIA.
But this was the mid-1980s, finished the last few minutes, showered and was rushed across the county to make my mother proud.
Trouble is, by this time the after effects of the hit had taken hold, was white and shaking. And, complete with the new short, spiky haircut my mother hated, the fairly fresh scar from eight stitches above my eye (another story involving a night out and a shelf in a club toilet) and a growing bruise on my other eye, recited a poem entitled Psychocandy.
The two old women sat in front of us were adamant my poem should have won, especially given what they now believed to be the drug-addled story behind it. Was in no state to correct them.
That whole tale popped into my head as Never Understand popped up twice early in the latest – and fairly long as it soundtracked much of a day off – section from Neko Case to The Damned, through the Nevers and into the News.
Not sure if it was one of the song titles used to get poetic – think more miserable mid-80s indie lyrics than anything too flowery, rhyming or actually any good, although it was the first thing published with my name attached – but it was certainly a contender for track of the day.
We had multiple entries for White Denim and multiple versions of the same song from Lambchop (The New Cobweb Summer), Joy Division (New Dawn Fades) and Red House Painters (New Jersey).
And hard to look past three appearances for A New England – one original from Billy Bragg, two for the Kirsty MacColl hit. Expected it to be the other way round.
But the distinction goes to a former Travel Marmot track of the year – New Order T-Shirt by The National, which also popped up with a live version (see below).
Might have had a job cramming that title into a poem.


